In less than 48 hours I will be on a plane heading to San Juan, Puerto Rico!! We'll be staying in this swanky hotel, pretending to be high class broads.
Plans include laying on the beach under shady palms, drinking copious amounts of rum & mojitos, being fanned by a cabana boy or perhaps two??
We hear-tell there is a 'rum boat' that takes you on a three hour tour and gives you as much rum as you can handle. Pray that your Meggilizz will not fall off the plank! I'll be paying a visit to the Cathedral of San Juan Bautista to confess any sinning that may occur. Perhaps I should schedule an appointment now??