Mission: Puerto Rico

In less than 48 hours I will be on a plane heading to San Juan, Puerto Rico!! We'll be staying in this swanky hotel, pretending to be high class broads.


Plans include laying on the beach under shady palms, drinking copious amounts of rum & mojitos, being fanned by a cabana boy or perhaps two??

We hear-tell there is a 'rum boat' that takes you on a three hour tour and gives you as much rum as you can handle. Pray that your Meggilizz will not fall off the plank! I'll be paying a visit to the Cathedral of San Juan Bautista to confess any sinning that may occur. Perhaps I should schedule an appointment now??

Besides the typical carousing, we will take a tour of Old San Juan and try to soak up some culture along with the rays of delightful sunshine.

I'm packing all my bikinis & SPF 50. See y'all on the beach!!!!